Funny Punk Dog T-Shirt – Zero Fluffs Given Poodle Hoodie – Cute Rebellious Warmth for Dog Lovers, Sarcastic Pet Parents & Animal Attitude Fans
He’s fluffy. He’s fierce. He’s got zero fluffs to give. 🐾
This tongue-in-cheek tee stars a punk poodle with a spiked mohawk, leather vest, and crossed arms that say “don’t mess with my nap schedule.” Equal parts adorable and badass, this shirt was made for anyone who walks the dog and walks the line — with a wink and a wag.
Perfect for unapologetic dog lovers, pet parents with edge, or anyone whose fluff levels are running deliciously low.
🖤 Great for:
• Dog park rebels and attitude icons
• Funny birthday gifts for pet lovers
• Wearing to band practice, brunch, or beach walks
• Pet parents with a strong sense of humor and style
Soft, comfy, and ready for whatever the world throws at you — this tee delivers comfort with a side of sass. Thanks for supporting our small shop — we appreciate every bark, chuckle, and kind-hearted purchase.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Poodle People
- Email: poodle-people-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Funny Punk Dog T-Shirt – Zero Fluffs Given Poodle Hoodie – Cute Rebellious Warmth for Dog Lovers, Sarcastic Pet Parents & Animal Attitude Fans Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|